did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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