My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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