Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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