I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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