I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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