YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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