Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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