Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
whose ass print is on the piano?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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