Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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