in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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