Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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