Well douche your snatch and let's go!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Randomize