Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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