You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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