Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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