Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
