D3 body, D1 cock
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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