i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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