Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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