he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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