he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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