My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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