Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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