No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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