How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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