Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
