Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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