Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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