How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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