You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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