Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
