wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
In other news, I just burned my penis
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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