im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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