Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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