i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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