how can u be prego again
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You did what with his pubic hair?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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