Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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