part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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