Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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