Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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