Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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