Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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