dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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