What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
time to smoke my breakfast
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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