Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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