I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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