I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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