after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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