She said her name was "party"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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