Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
