used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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