I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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