He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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