There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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