he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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