last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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