I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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