NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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