i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
