I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
