How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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