How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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